Am sorry but i ordered fun with my game.

With news of the new dead rising game I think its time to reveal an awful truth.

I HATED DEAD RISING!

I can not put enough anger in to that sentence to feel truly satisfied.

The game started out fine,a cool interative cut seen flying over a city engulfed in wonderful anarchy and zombies.God do i love zombies.Theres a special kind of terror that they bring with them,i mean they could have been your brother or your mother or your girlfriend but what ever feelings they felt for you are gone and replaced with a lust and a want to eat your face.

After the cut seen you land on top of a mall and are greeted by a strange man,setting up a deep plot?Me like.You then go down in to the mall and are greeted with the sight of survivors,its good to know that your not alone in this zombie apocalypse.You mix and mingle with them like guests at a fine cocktail party and then a cute little dog comes to the front glass entrance and starts barking and scratching at the doors,the zombies seem to not care about it and you hope it goes on its way.But low and behold that that old sobbing woman in the corner lives up to the stereotype and owns that dog and she will be damned if its left out there and she is more then ready to sell all of us down the river if it means she gets her dog.What fallows is a truly hilarious seen.The old woman opens the door and the zombies issue forth hell bent on ruining your day.

Well you make it out ok and people are now scaterd across the mall you meet a friendly janitor who helps you and you find out that you need to go save the people and find out who that strange man was who greeted you at the start.

Then they precede to Ruin The Game. In this game if you want 100% or even a good ending you have to save and save and save if you mess up,To Bad ,and the shooting handles like a you have just broken your shooting arm and the final kick in the balls is the fact that there is a time limit. Am sorry but i didnt realise that it was 1988 and that i was putting quarters in the machine.

I never played past the 2 hour mark.If a game isnt fun or enjoyable at that point then i hope you do the right thing,microwave the disk.Dont return it and make others suffer like you did.

However killing zombies with a soccer ball was awesome.

-The Vagabond